Conor Hale needs a sale to save his job, but the house at the end of the cul-de-sac wants his soul. Faced with eviction and a boss who frames poverty as a mindset issue, Conor’s only option is to hit his quota for HarvestEarth, a company that sells overpriced cleaning products door-to-door. Desperation drives him to the doorstep of Mrs. Evelyn Morrow, a grandmotherly figure with perfect roses and a terrifyingly polite demeanor. But the tea is laced, the hospitality is a cage, and the sales pitch is about to go both ways. Mrs. Morrow doesn’t want cleaning products; she wants a recruit for her neighborhood micro-cult, a community that believes coercion is the highest form of love. Trapped in a suburban nightmare where the cookies are fresh and the doors are locked, Conor realizes his capacity for manipulation isn’t just a sales tactic—it’s his only survival skill. As the indoctrination begins, Conor must outwit a fanatic who views herself as a liberator and a gatekeeper who sees him as a mate. Can he close the ultimate deal and convince them he’s their greatest asset, or will he become just another permanent fixture in the Morrow household? Get Out meets Glengarry Glen Ross in this sharp, bizarro dark comedy about the horrors of the gig economy and the terrifying price of belonging.
Published Books
Writing is where the different parts of my life finally sit at the same table: humor, curiosity, therapy work, lived experience, and a little irreverence. These are the books I’ve published so far—each one reflecting a facet of my journey and the lessons I hope will make someone else’s path a little easier.
The Canvasser
A psychological thriller about quotas, cults, and the cost of belonging.
When a struggling door‑to‑door salesman knocks on the wrong house, he discovers a suburban sanctuary built on “simplification.” As corporate hustle culture collides with something far older and hungrier, the line between performance and survival disappears. Sell — or be simplified.
Uncle Bobby’s Guide to Happy Adulting
A warm, funny guide to having more good days and fewer meltdowns.
Growing up is optional. Paying bills is not. With warmth, honesty and comedic timing, this guide helps readers navigate adulthood with more clarity, courage and humor. It blends real stories with practical wisdom for anyone overwhelmed by expectations or responsibilities.
Uncle Bobby’s Guide to Artificial Intelligence for the Organically Stupid
A friendly, witty crash course in AI for normal humans.
This book breaks down artificial intelligence without the jargon headache. With humor and clarity, it explains machine learning, large language models and the technology shaping our world in a way that feels accessible, undramatic and genuinely human.
Uncle Bobby’s Guide to Being Unapologetically Gay & Single
A personal, liberating look at life outside couple culture.
This memoir‑meets‑manifesto is the most personal book I’ve written. It challenges the idea that happiness requires a partner and celebrates the possibilities that emerge when you stop apologizing for living life on your own terms. With humor, vulnerability and clarity, it offers companionship and liberation for anyone who’s felt out of sync with the world’s expectations.