Drag Queen Coffee Mug

$5.99
The "No Smoke" Mug
Consider this the ultimate BS detector in ceramic form.

This white coffee mug doesn’t just hold your morning caffeine; it holds the line. Featuring a look that says "I see right through you" and the quote to match—"I’m not going to hold my butt cheeks apart while you blow smoke up my ass"—it is the perfect desk accessory for anyone allergic to insincere flattery.

Ideal for sipping tea while listening to excuses, or just reminding the room that you prefer your compliments (and your coffee) without the artificial sweetener.

Material: White ceramic

Vibe: Unapologetically honest

Best served with: The truth
The "No Smoke" Mug
Consider this the ultimate BS detector in ceramic form.

This white coffee mug doesn’t just hold your morning caffeine; it holds the line. Featuring a look that says "I see right through you" and the quote to match—"I’m not going to hold my butt cheeks apart while you blow smoke up my ass"—it is the perfect desk accessory for anyone allergic to insincere flattery.

Ideal for sipping tea while listening to excuses, or just reminding the room that you prefer your compliments (and your coffee) without the artificial sweetener.

Material: White ceramic

Vibe: Unapologetically honest

Best served with: The truth